


โYour daughter was watering my flower beds, but the little devil turned on me and started hosing me down.โ
โMy daughter is not the devil,โ he retorted.
I rolled my eyes at him. โYou know what I mean. Would you relax? Sheโs having fun.โ
โWhat did you do to get her over here? She was supposed to be playing in my yard.โ
โI didnโt do anything. I was laying outside to tan when she came over and asked about my flower bed.โ
โRight, she justโwait, did you say she asked you about your flowers?โ
โYeah,โ I said slowly, unsure as to why this was a problem.
โShe spoke to you?โ
โWell, if you want to call it that. But yeah, there was an attempt at speaking.โ
He frowned slightly, staring down at his daughter. โShe hasnโt spoken to me once.โ
Ouch. I didnโt want the guy to feel worse. โWell, it was more of pointing. She really only tried to say flower.โ
โStillโฆI havenโt gotten even that.โ
The poor bearded beauty in front of me looked so down in the dumps that I just couldnโt stand it. โWell, maybe thatโs because youโre not having any fun.โ I strolled over to Emily and bent down in front of her. โI think we should spray down Daddy,โ I whispered.
She giggled, nodding vigorously as I grabbed the hose with her and we turned the spray on Lucas. He held out his hands as the water sprayed his chest, soaking his white t-shirt. He looked shocked, but then grabbed the hose out of my hands and turned it on me, getting me completely wet. I squealed and ran away from him, laughing when his daughter started chasing me around the yard.
Of course, I played along and let her catch me. I even pretended to fall to the ground and let her tickle me. I pretended like her little fingers digging into my arm was the funniest thing in the world, and the whole time, Lucas looked at me like I was strange.
โNo more! No more! I canโt take it!โ
Finally, Emily let up, still laughing at me as I laid on the ground and looked up at the sky. I was tired and out of breath now, so I stood and snatched the hose out of Lucasโs hands, taking a drink of water. Emily came over, her mouth gaping.
โDo you want some?โ
I held the hose out to her, but Lucas quickly intervened. โWhoa! We are not drinking out of a hose.โ
โWhy not?โ I asked, not understanding what the problem was.โ
โBecause itโs dangerous. You donโt know what bugs and chemicals andโฆandโฆother things could be sitting in there. Think of all the bacteria.โ
I crossed my arms over my chest and glared at him. โDid you drink out of a hose as a kid?โ
โWellโฆyeah.โ
I gave him a shocked look. โAnd youโre still alive? Oh my gosh! I canโt believe it!โ



