โšพ๏ธ ๐•‚๐•€โ„•๐”ป๐•ƒ๐”ผ ๐”ป๐”ธ๐•€๐•ƒ๐• ๐”ป๐”ผ๐”ธ๐•ƒ โšพ๏ธ

๐—ฃ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐—ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜-๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ, ๐—ž๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐˜† ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ, ๐—ถ๐˜€ $๐Ÿญ.๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿต ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜†! ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€, ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€, ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ! โšพ๏ธ

๐”ธ๐•ž๐•’๐•ซ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•Œ๐•Ÿ๐•š๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•’๐•โ†’ https://geni.us/efIjK2

๐”น๐•๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•“

No one needs that many hookups! 

Not even soon to be major league pitcher, Theo Von Bremen.

So, I help him by routinely thinning out his contact listโ€”because Iโ€™m the best roommate ever. And heโ€™s optimal baby daddy material. 

For meโ€”not Amanda 1, 2, or 3.

But since the man canโ€™t take a hint; Iโ€™ll continue to spray his sheets with my perfume and accidentally leave my panties in his laundry. 

That has to be enough to break a man eventually. Right?

๐”ธ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ๐•™๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•ƒ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•œ๐•ค:

https://linktr.ee/authorkristymarie

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